Geezer

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    An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said:

    Dr. Geezer’s clinic. “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.”

    Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

    So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

    This is what transpired.

    Dr. Young: — “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.” can you please help me ?? Dr. Geezer: — “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

    Dr. Young: — Aaagh !! — “This is Gasoline!”

    Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

    Dr Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

    Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

    Doctor Young: “Oh no you don’t, — that is Gasoline!”

    Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

    Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

    Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see !!!!

    Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so — ” Here’s your $1000 back.”

    Dr. Young: “But this is only $500…”

    Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

    Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old “Geezer ” !!!!

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    LolaandRush
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    Now that’s a good one.

     

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